Napoleon - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 23 October 2014
Bonsoir mon journal and all you Anglais, Russes et Autrichiens, I know you spy on me, by infiltrating my Diary, at least , I hope so!)
Eh bien, ma Belle Josephine is now going around the Camp spitting and cursing, like a Hussar...she has, mostly from sexual boredom, organised a vulgar nightly recreation, involving a Tombola ,presided over by a Lyonnais Dandy. .
My troops enjoy it very much and their Morale is high...but I am outré to hear that Ma Femme is one of the Raffle Prizes...and I have just heard..that a messenger from General Mack (Of the Austrians ) asks if there are any spare raffle tickets and that The General finds my Diary the dullest thing since Tacitus' DIARY OF BRITANNICAL COUNTRY FAIRS , 900 - 904 BC
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