Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 October 2014

VAVAVOOOOOM!..c'est Moi, NAPOLEON, NOV 1804.

Another day of head -butting the Germans , diving, playing for time, hooliganism, but mostly no progress..not unlike a UEFA Semi- Final...

JOSPHINE has sent me a parchment from Portsmouth telling me I am a 'sexist'....my despatch tells her, that , oui, like every full-blooded man I am obsessed with sex.

'HA! Pull the other one 'mate ' she sneers back...

Oh Mon Dieu, she has turned into 'Cockney Slaaaag'

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