Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 October 2014

NOV 1804

Siiggghhh.....Those of you who have been paying attention will be aware that one of my Top Men is Murat....curly-haired, virile, tall , young , but above all, brave.....well...I have made him Prince Of Genoa....but the upstart pup tells me he does not wish to be associated with an afternoon Tea Cake ! Especially not one with raisins and glace cherries , eaten by old ladies and vicars after lame and random Village Hall Fundraisers......

Oh ffs ...I bet Nelson and The Wellington don't have to put up with this...

N