Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Monday, 10 November 2014

novembre 1804

Bonsoir journal

I have taken lately to posing for my publicity paintings, one hand inside my great coat...Those scandal - mongering Anglais say this is to relieve my stress- related ulcer..pah! I do not know the meaning of this word 'Stress'...I can only say that I GIVE stress...mind you, that 'ULCEROL' potion sent to me by the Wellington, though a fiendish show of Anglais cheek, has come in handy.....Of course the reason for my one-armed stance is to give me my true God - Like attitude and to compensate my 4.5 ft..WHICH IS OF NO ACCOUNT!!!! as I am long in other ways...in endurance, mental brilliance,stamina..eh well , sometimes..be quiet Josephine ....Yes I know I shot my barrel after 3 seconds last night..Oh God...goodnight
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