Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Well the numbers say Obama 284 Mitt (me) 203.

An unassailable lead for my Kenyan opponent, Mr Barry Hussain Obama, who will be returning to the White House for another four years.

I hadn't even bothered to write a speech for if I got beat. Maybe I can delay the result for a few months by contesting the count at Ohio. We could string the result out until December.

It worked for Dubya against Gore in 2000.

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