Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

2nd 2012 Presidential Debate v President Obama

Well that didn't go well. Shouldn't have pushed him on the Terrorist questions. Not to mention the '47%' coming back to haunt me.
And the 'binder of women'. Me and my big mouth...

Just as well I'm so stinking rich that I don't actually need to get the job as President. I could always go abroad for a few years until the 2016 Presidential Elections, let the bad publicity die down.

I could take a job in British politics. I hear England will soon have a vacancy for a 'chief whip'. The current guy called police officers 'plebs'.

Jeez, what an idiot he is!


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