Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Dear Diary -

I really messed up by picking Paul "Eddie Munster" Ryan to be my vice-presidential running mate.

After listening to Senator Marco Rubio of Florida at the Republican National Convention I now wish that I had gone with my first instinct and picked him.

I really think that "Little Bunny Foo Foo" Ryan is not going to help me one bit and I could end up losing the election because of him and have to go back to working as a CEO.

Oh well, at least I can say that I gave it the good, old, rich, Republican college try.

Mitt Romney