Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Dear Diary -

Well "Debate #2" is history. And Dammit! I just got my skinny little Mormon butt kicked and kicked good.

I knew I should have listened to my wife Ann and just plum lied a whole lot more just like I did during our first Presidential Debate.

President Obama had me so confused I was even cutting down my fellow Republican Georgy Bush.

He just called me up and called me everything from Mitt "The Twit" to the "Mormon Mummy."

Oh well, at least I still have my $250 million.

Mitt Romney