Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Dear Diary,

I have decided to embrace the 47 percent of the American people that I had written off earlier. I sat down and realized that simple arithmetic tells me that 47 percent translates into a lot of gosh darn votes and I need every vote I can get.

I am also going to make a political ad showing me shaking Big Bird's wing and saying that I was just kidding about axing him.

I am also going to do my best not to mention that I am worth $250 million.

But, I am still not going to release my income tax statements from 2007 to 2010 - no sir, no way José.

Mitt Romney

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