Mitt Romney - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot believe how out of control that Miley Cyrus gal has gotten. Hell one would think that she ain't got no mommy and no daddy.

I hope that she settles down before she turns into another Lindsay Lohan and ends up in all kinds of rehab centers.

I guess she thinks that it's cute to get naked and show the world just how underendowed she really is.

If she was a Mormon girl we would have shipped her up to the North Pole quicker than she can say "brrrrr."

Mitt Romney

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