Lucifer - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 June 2016

Dear Diary,

Just had a surprisingly good time with Jesus. That dude gets the best weed i've ever smoked. This time he brought some Baby Jesus OG Kush that really loosened the mood. I was originally meeting up with him to make my semi-annual apocalypse threats. After a few tokes of messiah buds I completely forgot what I wanted to talk about. I made a quick dash to hell and snagged some apples while Jesus procured bread and wine. We munched out and poked fun at God for taking a tolerance break. He even gave me some to bring back and smoke with Adolf. It should be just what we need to finish our mixtape.

hate and malice,

Satan