Lucifer - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 July 2014

To encourage proper education and, by that I mean education that will screw children up for life, I have written a paper. I call it "Conspiracies Don't Exist Unless They Can be Proven." I use the pen name 'Robert Gallbreath'. I will send it to my people in the Carnegie Institute to ensure that it is properly distributed and incorporated into the national curriculum.