Lucifer - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 December 2013

As you know, thanks to one of my favourite sons Sigmund Freud who helped us to rationalize the human psyche (laughter). Yes, I know rationalizing the human psyche is like trying to count blades of grass, but give him credit he gave us data to work with...flew the flag for rationality (laughter).. no stop it! Stop making me laugh! Look at my mascara.. and Cleopatra gave it to me. Shame on you! (laughter).
Anyway it is thanks to him and his sado-masochistic theory that we were able to take control of culture and politics in general. By liberating sex and having sexual indiscretion still a crime in American politics we were able to seize future events big style. Where would we be without murals? Where would we be if we did not try to destroy them? Where is Charlie Sheen? Howdie Charlie... keep her lit bro! But controlling the world is more strenuous than that. Country and Western music so-called (laughter) allowed us
to get control over those who love suffering just like our church The Catholic Church that has so selflessly promoted the love of suffering world wide. Pardon me if I kiss this crucifix (laughter). Thank you Jesus! However, it is all a little played out. We have, as you know, upped the ante with popular music, just like we did
with the nuclear bomb... no more "bangbang-you're-dead stuff" without our supervision. Still makes for great movies though for the gullible.(laughter). We have recently paved the way for more incisive changes to the human psyche thanks to 'reality TV" (more laughter) in preparation for our virtual reality campaign to begin shortly;... but I seriously think we should up the ante with regards to one of our favourite tools...Country and Western Music.... yeee haaa! (riotous laughter. The Devil waits for it to subside.) We need neural linguistic programming...er... I mean a sort of SUPER COUNTRY AND WESTERN that will encourage suicide on a grand scale... sorry "depopulation" on a grander scale (laughter). We need writers of the same mindset as our lost sons Johnny Cash and Phil Spetre to come up with more damaging lyrics... like.... (singing) "just whenI slit my wrists I heard the mobile ring and I knew it was you. I will always remember you, that cold, cold night. But now it's goooodbyeee." (laughter). What are you laughing at? Just need to get our media boys onto it and some fuckwit who is willing to sell his or her soul to me for fame and we are there! Right? You get the rift... I mean the drift? So let us get cracking dudes! Let's make the whole notion of depopulation the "norm" (laughter) just like we did with child murder... er... abortion. What a beautiful word is "abortion"! Can we get somebody to write a song?"