Lucifer - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 August 2018

I cannot stop thinking of tortures for Donald Trump once I get him down here in Hell. He sold me his soul years ago, but now I tell him what to do, and he just ignores me. Granted, he is fucking things up a lot, but even I don't understand what he's doing.
Well, he's over 70, overstressed, has heart problems, and loves fast food. How long can it be?

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