Lindsay Lohan - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

My cell is next to the cell of that Alexis girl that stole my fancy watch, why didn't that girl go buy her own instead, oh I hate being next to her in the slammer.

My toilet is seatless, and I get 3 meals a day too only one will be hot, man why does a mean spoiled rotten girl like me have to lose access to all my wealth and the things I adore so much, those wishing to visit me have to wait 4 hours to do so, this totally sucks, get me out of here, I will do anything to get out of here.