Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Dear Diary -

I'm glad to say I'm pregnant. And I am thrilled to announce that my baby has already been signed to star in his or her own reality show to be called Kim & Kanye's Baby In LaLaLand.

My baby daddy Kanye West has already bought our baby his or her own microphone so that he or she can start singing and getting reading to appear on my sister Khloe's show X-Factor.

I am so happy and so is Kanye because he says that my huge butt is now going to get even more huge and he says he has always loved super gigantic-sized butts.

Kim Kardashian.