Kim Kardashian - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 8 November 2012

FOUR MORE YEARS - FOUR MORE YEARS!

Congratulations to Barry O. As an Armenian who came to the US of A to settle and subsequently became the most famous person in the whole goddam country, I must offer congrats to B.O. on his success - a humble lad from Kenya now running the economy and healthcare. And he never even made a sex tape to become famous!

Four years is a hell of a long time though - my sex tapes last about half an hour and my weddings 72 days!