Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

I'm finally getting some respect from America. Their ass-holey new guy really pisses me off, especially since I've always had a secret fear of orange people. However, I've got to admit, he's REAL FUN to piss off. And it's so easy to piss him off! I can't wait for the next missile launch. And I'm planning a huge one for his birthday!