Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Friday, 15 February 2019

I can't believe that dolt Trump is actually coming again. We are still laughing about the last time he was here. We convinced him that a dolt means "great man" in North Korea. He is so clueless and just talks about dictators he's met.

He must really be in trouble and getting bad press to be back here again so soon. He thinks the press will ignore all that shit he's done that's being exposed if he comes here again.

We were thinking of spoofing him by setting up a meeting and then not be here when he gets here. We would just leave him a note that said, "So sorry, had to make last-minute trip to China."