Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 May 2017

That Trump is sure a moron. I'd love to start a war just to shove it to him. But I might have to eventually work out some kind of food settlement. I wasn't aware that the big warehouse I started eating the rice out of was our food surplus for the whole country. It's too bad there won't be any food for the people this winter, but now way am I starving!