Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 March 2017

What is it that people think I murdered my brother? I mean, even if I did arrange to have him killed, it would have to be for a good reason, right? I mean, I am the ruler of all these North Koreans, and they worship me! So how come they all look at me when something happens to a brother I didn't even know?
Oh fuck it. I offed him. He annoyed me.