Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 13 April 2017

So I'm finally on Trump's radar. Who woke him up! Man, I've been threatening the U.S. nonstop, blowing off missiles and atom bombs, and my pretend H-Bomb. So he's going to China to get them to help? You know, I'm really starting to get pissed at that orange asshole. I'm supposed to be the craziest leader in the world-not him!