Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2018

It's been more than a month and that idiot Trump hasn't contacted me or tweeted about me since he met with Putin again. That's all he did when we talked, was gush about Putin and how they're such good friends as if that's supposed to impress me.

I'm sorry I ever let Trump see the Pleasure Squad. Well, I'd better go check on the secret nuclear lab.