Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 March 2017

Went to a nice execution today. Used the anti-aircraft gun on five traitors. Hope this sends out a message.Really sliced them up into little cuts of meat.

MMM. Meat. I wonder what we have for snacks in the kitchen. Wish I wasn't so big I can't move by myself. I'll have to have a flunkie bring in snacks.

So hungry!