Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 April 2017

I've got to send that new press agent to a labor camp to join the other 18 press agents there. I used to get press just about every day, now I'm only getting mentioned about once a week.

Like when that Chinese newspaper called me fat. That hardly made a dent in U.S. headlines. And Sen. McCain. Hardly the shitstorm I was going for.

I blame that Trump dude. It's hard to get noticed for doing outrageous shit with a headline-grabbing, prima-donna like Trump.