Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 3 January 2017

Boy, this new U.S. guy gets it! I hate making all these idle threats and getting no reaction. This new U.S. guy has a short fuse! This is going to be so much fun yanking his chain! Obama was such a cold fish. I gotta go ask Dennis Rodman what his best sore points are. Maybe I'll mention those tiny hands.