Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 November 2016

Those Americans are totally crazy now. I don't know what I can do to compete with that Trump. I can't believe that asshole jerk that I blew off a long time ago STILL keeps trying to contact me! And all he ever wants to do is talk about my pleasure squad!

Pleasure squad this! And pleasure squad that! Should he get one, blah blah blah. That jerk really pisses me off! And you don't want to make me mad! My uncle found out what happens to people that make me mad!