Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 September 2016

With this election going on in the United States, it's really starting to irritate me because everybody's paying attention to Trump and not me. I've even threatened to drop an H-Bomb on South Korea and barely got press!

It's just that the press only covers the craziest people. I've just got to keep proving I'm crazier than Trump! I know, I'll, oh no, wait, I already did that. How about? Oh no, did that too. I've got to think of something...