Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 September 2016

Dear Diary-
I forgot to check and see if we could actually USE our new H-Bomb yet before I threatened the South Koreans with it. I guess I'll test it again and if it doesn't work I'll open up a new death camp.

I'm getting really good at this leader stuff! I think I'll start requiring all my loyal minions put a statue of me in their hovels. At their expense of course!

-Kim Jong God (Wow! I like the sound of that!)