Kim Jong-un - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 September 2016

All right! Just another day in paradise! Spent a few hours with the Pleasure Squad, had three great breakfasts, and oh yeah! the new drugs are working nicely!

So I'm going to spend the afternoon blowing off rockets, and then thinking of new threats to give to South Korea.

Tomorrow, I'm going to let the TV crews shoot me all day just looking at things and then make a rule that everybody in the country has to watch it! I love my life!

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