Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 October 2008

Told you "IL BE BACK!" didn't I?

I've been busy working in Pyongyang in a furniture repair shop - fixing sofas. I've been recovering of course.

To prove how well I am, I watched a football game to commemorate the 62nd anniversary of Kim Il-Sung University, named after my dad who was the founder of North Korea.

Dad's Uni thrashed Pyongyang University of Railways 4-1. Who said their team has an excellent 'track' record? I dunnow, that team has more 'coaches' than anyone else!

Obviously when Kim Il-Sun shoots, everyone gets out of the way - especially their goalkeeper!

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