Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 10 January 2010
Daily to do list:
1. Insult the Imperialistic Americans.
2. Look at pictures of large breasted, blonde, naked, Imperialistic American women.
3. Shoot rockets at Imperialistic America.
4. Find the matches so that I can light the fuses to shoot the rockets at Imperialstic America.
5. Get my hair done.
6. Go shopping for some new clothes, because these stupid gray ones I wear all of the time look like pajamas.
7. Write a fan letter to the Olsen twins.
8. Invite Megan Fox to visit.
9. Make sure that spy cameras are installed in bathrooms of hotel room that Megan Fox would use if she came to visit.
10. When I take a piss, make sure to aim at Imperialistic America.
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