Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary
Friday, 12 September 2008
Went fishing but didn't catch anything though except a couple of peasants shirking in a paddy field. Now 'shirking' is a serious offense in N. Korea and as with all other offences in this glorious country it will no doubt carry the death sentence!
I'll phone a patrol boat and have them picked up.
My faithful hound, Yep, jumped out of my canoe he did! Got all wet. I wrapped him in a towel and dried the pooch. Next thing I know, the newspapers report that I had a stroke. It wasn't me, it was Yep who had a stroke!
HEADS WILL ROLL FOR THIS!
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