Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Monday, 13 July 2009

Fired off another eight rockets today! Six of them went off OK but two of them misfired; One of them landed in my garden, sending a tiny mushroom cloud over my Begonias. I had no recourse but to shoot the peasants who misfired it. That'll teach them to concentrate on their aim and also demonstrate that there's nothing wrong with my aim!

The other one flew over the border with South Korea, but I could not shoot the peasants because I've got no more ammo until the next shipment tomorrow.

The incident must've really upset them because they're spreading rumours about me having pancreatic cancer!

Such is the nature of propoganda!!

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