Kim Jong Il - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

Phew!!! what a day, I havent stopped! It's so tiring being a divine socialist genius. Sometimes I wish, I would have gone against my dad's wishes for me to continue to build socialism towards the majestic peaks of full communism and followed my own dream of having my own window cleaning round in Pyongyang.

I got loads done though, I finally finished that Airfix model of the Forth bridge I've been working on and still had time to put my CD's in alphabetical order, which turned out to be quite complicated because it took me ages to decide wether you go by artists name or album name.

It drove me mad!!! in the end I had to summon a meeting of my lovely Generals to help me decide, they advised me to go with artists, so I eventually decided to go with album names just to spite them, wish I hadn't I cant find anything now.

Thinking of making jam tommorrow.

Watched my collection of Man about the house DVD's, that George Roper is hilarious, I wonder if he would accept my nations greatest honour?

I'd also like to do it with that dark haired one, dont much like the yellow haired one, she looks like she has Down's syndrome.

I wish I was taller.

Don't think I will make jam tommorrow, it looks like it's going to be a nice day so I might go out on my new bike, General Yang said it was probably the best bike he had ever seen, he was sooooo jealous, I could see him looking at it and wishing it was his, dream on Yang!!

I wonder how they get the stripes in a tooth paste tube?

Well Im gonna have to sign off now diary, and climb the wooden hill to the socialist workers paradise of bedfordshire.

Nite nite.


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