Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 July 2013

"That big-boned woman from California, Kim Kardashian, wrote me a little card and sent it air mail to the castle here with the words: I'm a new mom, too, so if there's anything I can do to help, don't be afraid to say so.

So I sent this Ms. Kardashian a card (on royal stationary, of course), saying, Yes, there is something you can do - stay out of the U.K., particularly my little corner of England."