Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 August 2013

Dear Diary - I wonder what is going on with William's grandmother. I understand that she has already invited Elton John and Gordon Ramsay to her annual Buckingham Palace Christmas Party but Wills and I have not heard a peep from the old gal.

I hope she is still not mad at me for telling her to stop sticking her index finger in George Alexander Louis' mouth.

I mean, I actually saw her rubbing her crown just moments before she did that.

If it hurt her feelings, well that's too bad. I do not want my baby getting the old gal's germs.

Kate Middleton