Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot believe it. A whole 48 hours have gone by and not one sarcastic word from William's grandmother, Queen Lizzy.

I am glad. The old queen can sure get on my nerves about any little rinky dink thing.

I do not see how her hubby, Prince Philip puts up with the old gal.

William once told me that he just pretends that she is speaking Japanese and he ignores her.

I think that I may try that the next time she comes to visit us.

Kate Middleton


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