Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Dear Diary - Little George Alexander Louis is now 21 days old and he is really a cute, little blimey bloke.

I can see that he is going to make a great King someday just by the way he says goo-goo ga-ga.

William says that he is going to teach him how to hunt the foxes.

Queen Lizzy came by yesterday and she was her usual grouchy self. She wanted to know why Prince Gal was not wearing the blue socks that she had personally sewn for him.

I told her that her grandson had misplaced them. Of course I lied in order to get the old biddy off my back. My but that woman is meddlesome.

Kate Middleton