Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Pippa is in trouble with the law - in France!

She was with a group of friends in Paris and one of them aimed a handgun at a photographer. Apparently we are still not allowed to shoot them.

Honestly Pip, just give 'em what they want - when in Paris - a wiggle of your derriere and hope they'll leave you alone. Now you'll have to wiggle it for the judge instead...