Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Just when I thought the Pippa story couldn't get any worse!

First, she is in a car when one of her oiky friends points a pistol at the paparazzi. Now it turns out she went to a party with dwarves and strippers the night before.

I should never have let her get so friendly with Zara's husband Mike Tindall - the disgraced England rugby union star - at our Christmas lunch. He's obviously led her astray!

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