Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 March 2012

God, I can't wait for Willy to get home and give me a good seeing to, I do hope he likes these new open crotch panties I purchased from Agent Provocateur, Harry does they drive him wild!
Mention of the Ginger Minger reminds me, now that Willy is back I'll have to be a bit more discrete regarding the shagging sessions, maybe I'll be able to pencil him in on Tuesdays and Friday evenings..or perhaps I can re-schedule Prince Philip...ho hum, such a busy social calendar what's a girl to do?

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