Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

One of the ladies in waiting spotted Harry coming out of my room while William was away in the Falklands for six weeks.

Whats the royal protocol for this? Lock the staff in the tower and hope nobody notices.
May be too late, newspapers are reporting that bookmakers (betting shops) have already cut the odds on me being preggers...

Just hope the heir to the throne ain't ginger...