Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 March 2012

The Daily Mail are obsessed with the fact that the hubby (aka Willie) and I now own a dog.

They printed pictures of me walking him in the park and him chasing a crisp packet. Isn't there anything important in the world to report?

I could probably get a tv advert with Gary Lineker if I was common.
God knows what they will print when I announce I'm pregggers...