Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 May 2012

Blimey, I just read in the paper one of the servants left laying around that William is due to inherit around 20 million quid from his mothers estate on his 30th birthday.

Looks like I married him at the right time! No wonder William bans me from reading the newspapers - he told me it was for my own good - because they are always printing semi-naked pictures of Pippa, and I might get jealous that she has the better body! Now I know the truth!!

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