Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Was expecting the hubby - aka Price Willy - to take me somewhere really nice - and hot - like the Caribbean - for our anniversary.

Instead we end up in some pub in Suffolk - what was he thinking? Admittedly, we did have to attend the wedding of a friend - but he could easily have chartered his own plane from the RAF for the 'trouble and strife'?