Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 March 2012

From the Daily Telegraph about my appearance on Monday ...
'Once again she proved to be a queen of thrift, wearing a four-year-old dress from, Reiss, the high street chain, that cost £139 and which the Duchess lent to her mother, Carole Middleton, to wear to Royal Ascot in 2010. The Duchess and her mother regularly borrow clothes from each other'.

Are the Torygraph trying to make me out to be a chav? i'd expect that sort of thing from the sun or mail, but not the Queens own paper.
We will close the Telegraph down when Wills becomes King, and have the journalist who wrote this thrown in the Tower.

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