Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Made my first public speech today. Childrens hospice in East Anglia.

Also made the front page of the Sun, Star, Mirror, Express and Telegraph. Plus the Evening Standard. Obviously i'm not important enough for the Daily Mail, Independent, i or the Guardian.
These newspapers better 'get with the program' or Willie will close them all down when he becomes King.