Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 July 2011

Dear diary, I've been looking back through the pages and truly regret a comment I made on February 23rd when discussing who would be playing at our up-coming wedding.

I wrote that I hoped it wouldn't be that horrible looking Amy Winehouse or words to that effect.

Poor girl. she recently died and now I feel like such a 'heel' having written that about her. It wasn't her fault she was ugly and now everyone is saying she had a fantastic voice.

I am wishing I had given the poor girl a chance.

Too late now. I'll be very careful in future, what I write here although I still think Wills' grandmother is an old bag.

Signed,

Princess Katherine - soon to be Queen Katherine with a bit of luck.