Kate Middleton - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Dear Diary -

Well it looks like my sister Pippa and I have finally been knocked off the front pages by the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anthony Weiner, and now Tracy Morgan.

It is really and truly a welcome relief. I mean my goodness who really cares if my carpet matches my curtains?

And so what if Princey calls me "Titsy" when the two of us are in the privacy of our own royal bed.

Goodness, you'd think that he and I were Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for gosh sakes.

Well gotta go. Princey is in the backyard planting some pansies and he just called me on the cell phone and says he misses me.

Kate Middleton (The Duchess of Cambridge)